SIGNS YOU'RE OVERDOING THANKSGIVING........

* Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

* Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

*. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

* You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses

* Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy

* Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian

* The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' jon boat!

* The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland

* Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist

* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail

* You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday

* Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy

* You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games

* That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn

* Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your water bed

* Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice

* You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty

* It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas

* Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this

* A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000"

 
Charles Mims
http://www.the-sandbox.org
 
 
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