10. Turkey filled Krispy Kremes.

9. As seen on the Bob Vila Thanksgiving special, turkey can be used as a
caulking for leaky windows.

8.  Let it get real hard and finally build your son that tree fort he's
been wanting.

7.  Remove the mummified one from the refrigerator from last year to
make room for this year's.

6. Put carcass on your head.  Declare yourself the new Skeletor and
demand to be taken to Castle Greyskull.

5.  Throw it at passing cars and if anyone questions you, tell them
you're teaching it how to fly.

4.  Use the CHIA-PET concept, but instead of dirt and grass, formed
turkey and mold.

3.  Zip-tie a leg to the top of your radio controlled car.  Then spend
the day running it just out of reach of the neighbors chained up pit
bull.

2.  Keep different parts frozen for years until you have enough to make
your very own Frankenturkey.

1.  Turkey neck and assorted bones make an attractive "mobile" or "wind
chime".


 
 
Greg Hopper
 
"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said
to be praying, but when God talks to us
we're schizophrenic?"
- Lily Tomlin -
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