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What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed! What's a turkey's favorite song? "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" Greg Hopper
"Why is it that when we talk to God
we're said
to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin - |
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