Q:  Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
A:  Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

Q:  How to you organize a spacey party?
A:  You planet.

Ben: One of our pigs was sick so I gave him some sugar.
Dan: Sugar! What for?
Ben: Haven't you ever heard of sugar-cured ham?
 
 
Greg Hopper
 
"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said
to be praying, but when God talks to us
we're schizophrenic?"
- Lily Tomlin -
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