Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to
you, I have some Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems.
They are swinging on the Pearly Gates. My horn is
missing. Crab boil is all over their robes. Spareribs, and crawfish shells are
all over the streets of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They
have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There
are watermelon seeds all over the clouds. They have eaten almost every animal up
here! And some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messing up
their hair."
The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my
angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about
problems, let's call the Devil."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold
on."
The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God,
what can I do for you?"
God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are
having down there."
The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and puts the Lord on
hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What
was the question?"
God asked again, "What kind of problems are you having
down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this..... Hold on,
God." This time the Devil was gone for 15
minutes.
The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry, God, I just
can't talk right now. These Cajuns done put the fire out, and are trying to
install air conditioning and direct TV before the LSU football game
tonight!"
Charles Mims
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