Not where I work...I work in the Bible Belt...no one even tells a dirty joke where I work..in fact, I was warned about swearing even...can you believe it???
I can relate to a few of these..I just have to think them..and remember not to say them..LOL.. Laurie --- Charles <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Things WOMEN SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK > > 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. > > 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. > > 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. > > 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? > > 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. > > 6. Do I look like a people person? > > 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent > lighting. > > 8. I started out with nothing and still have most of > it left. > > 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is > cheap. You choose. > > 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of > intelligence and senseless > acts of self-control? > > 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for > 30 years. > > 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. > > 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? > > 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. > > 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you > realize you haven't gone to > sleep yet. > > 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. > > 17.! Don't worry. I forgot your name too. > > 18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. > > 19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. > > 20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a > personality. > > 21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is > done. > > 22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. > > 23. You look like shit. Is that the style now? > > 24. Earth is full. Go home. > > 25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? > > 26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. > > 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. > > 28. You are depriving some village of an idiot. > > > :) > Saying HI To All ! Do take care and have a > nice day!!!!!!!!!!! > > > > _______________________________________________ > Sndbox mailing list > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > http://a8.mewebdns-a8.com/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net > ===== And now I'm glad I didn't know The way it all would end the way it all would go Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain But I'd of had to miss the dance. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Protect your identity with Yahoo! Mail AddressGuard http://antispam.yahoo.com/whatsnewfree _______________________________________________ Sndbox mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://a8.mewebdns-a8.com/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net
