> > READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END-THERE'S A TRICK TO IT. > > > > Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW > >Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit > >more realistic... > > > > 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion > >frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print > >editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. > > > > 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face > >turn > > beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. > > Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues. > > > > 3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her > >whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. > > > > 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these > >new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with > >tummy-support panels are included. > > > > 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have > >definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her > >sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. > > > > 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip > >lines > > with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive > > age-blasting cosmetics. > > > > 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really > >paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for > >Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and > >cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch. > > > > 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a > >change, > > and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along > >with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa > >Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to > >Do." > > > > 9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house, > >Ken's car, and Ken's boat. > > > > 10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the > > ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. > >Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a > >little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke. > > > > 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she > >sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick > >and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through > >the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the > >book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.
===== And now I'm glad I didn't know The way it all would end the way it all would go Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain But I'd of had to miss the dance. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Protect your identity with Yahoo! Mail AddressGuard http://antispam.yahoo.com/whatsnewfree _______________________________________________ Sndbox mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://a8.mewebdns-a8.com/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net
