Re: [Sndbox] FW: Daily Humorscope for Friday, December 12, 2003

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aaww but i like egg salad sandwich... Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Someone will try to give you an egg salad sandwich today. Refuse them. Be polite, yet firm.     -------Original Message-------   From: The Sandbox Discussion List Date: Friday, December 12, 2003 06:16:24 AM To: 'The Sandbox Discussion List' Subject: [Sndbox] FW: Daily Humorscope for Friday, December 12, 2003     Charles Mims's Personal Humorscope for Friday, December 12, 2003 The easy way is always mined.   Aries (March 21 - April 19) Time heals all wounds, yes. But that's not really intended to mean that you should tie Time magazine around your sprained ankle. It's a figure of speech, you see, not meant to be taken literally. I have heard, however, that Newsweek is good for gout. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Good day to count your blessings. Both of them. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Today you will happen upon a prediction by Nostradamus which will scare the living daylights out of you. As well it should, although how a medieval seer foresaw your exact name is anybody's guess. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Someone will try to give you an egg salad sandwich today. Refuse them. Be polite, yet firm. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Aliens will land in Los Angeles today. Unfortunately, nobody will be able to tell. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) A huge spacecraft will hover over your dwelling structure today, and secretly analyze you down to the last parasitic microbe in your epidermal layers. They will be on the point of making contact with humans, and offering us technology to cure all illness, let us live indefinately while looking like healthy 20-year-olds, and give us the ability to travel interstellar distances in an eyeblink...when they spot you making something with SPAM. After a bit of horrified bleeping at each other, they will zoom off, never to return. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Good day to do crossword puzzles in the park. Life is short enough, without letting it get you all stressed out like that. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You will find an alien artifact behind the cushion in the sofa. Point the pointy end away from you, if you push the little bumpy thing. Personally, I'd just leave it alone. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Uh oh. Mars is out of alignment, again. Not a good day to hang out with stupid, violent, heavily-armed ex-convicts. Save that for tomorrow. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) You will have a secret rendezvous with a representative of a large foreign corporation. The password will be "fling me a spicy burrito, Stanley." Unfortunately, you may have to say this to quite a few people before you find the right one. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Today you will find a note, folded into quarters, and torn from a steno pad. Surprisingly, it will refer to you. Even more surprisingly, it will refer to you as the object of adoration, someone whom the note's author wishes to engage in "snuggle bunnies" with. Sadly, it will be impossible to determine who wrote it, and nothing will ever come of it. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Today you will rush around in a tizzy. It will be sort of fun, actually, since the tizzy handles well, and has more than enough power to make an exciting ride. The Daily Humorscope Personal Humorscope Subscriptions   ____________________________________________________   IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here

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