And yours is going to be the Capital Gains tax....right?
--- Mick the Mighty <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Don't Forget to Pay all of Your Taxes! > > April 15 is tax day in the US, so please read the > following to make > certain that you have paid all of your taxes for > either yourself or your > husband or boyfriend. > > The only thing any Government has not taxed is the > male organ. This is > due to the fact that: > > 40 % of the time it is hanging around unemployed, > > 20 % of the time it is pissed off, > > 30 % of the time it is hard up, > > 10 % of the time it is in the hole. > > On top of this it has two dependents and both of > them are nuts! > > According to the income tax ammendment act 2004, > your tool will be taxed > according to its size. > > To determine your category, please refer to Schedule > 2 of the Income Tax > return Form 8 which states the following: > > 10 to 12 inches ------ Luxury tax -------- $ 50.00 > > 8 to 10 inches ------- Pole tax -----------$ 45.00 > > 5 to 8 inches -------- Privilege Tax ------$ 40.00 > > 3 to 5 inches -------- Standard Tax ------ $ 30.00 > > Anyone under 3 inches is entitled to a refund of 20 > % and special relief > as a handicapped person. Please do not ask for an > extension. > > Those who exceed 12 inches will be liable for > Capital Gains Tax. > > If you have any queries, please contact the nearest > Income Tax office. Our > staff will be only too willing to handle your > problem. > > > _______________________________________________ > Sndbox mailing list > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > http://a8.mewebdns-a8.com/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net > ===== Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? ~Richard Bach~ __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Protect your identity with Yahoo! Mail AddressGuard http://antispam.yahoo.com/whatsnewfree _______________________________________________ Sndbox mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://a8.mewebdns-a8.com/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net
