Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!

I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too!

So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!

Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer do it   yourself!


I clean house every other day.... Today is the other day!


If you write in the dust, please don't date it!


I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!


My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.


COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!


I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.



You may touch the dust in this house ... but please don't write in it!


Apology ... Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse !!!


A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.


Blessed are they who  can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.


A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.


Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.


Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.


My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.


Gardening forever . . . Housework, never!


Dull women have immaculate houses.


   
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