Application Form For Politicians

      Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections ----------------------------------------------------------------------

      1. Name of Candidate : _______________________

      2. Present Address
      (i) Name of Jail : _______________________
      (ii) Cell Number : _______________________

      3. Political Party : _______________________ (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)

      4. Sex: [ ]
      A - Male
      B - Female
      C - Mayawati

      5. Nationality: [ ]
      A - Italian
      B - Indian

      6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
      A - Defected
      B - Expelled
      C - Bought out
      D - None of above
      E - All of above

      7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
      A - To make money
      B - To escape court trial
      C - To grossly misuse power
      D - To serve the public
      E - I have no clue (if you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)

      8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
      A - 1-2 yrs
      B - 2-6yrs
      C - 6-15yrs
      D - 15+yrs

      9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

      10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 8)
      A - 1-2 years
      B - 2-6 years
      C - 6-15 years
      D - 15+years

      11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
      A - Why not
      B - Of Course
      C - Definitely
      D - I deny it all
      E - I see a foreign hand.

      12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
      A - 100-500 Crores
      B - 500-1000 Crores
      C - Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

      13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
      A - No
      B - No
      C - No
      D - No

      14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]
      Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the person who filled the form)
     
   
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