December 23, 2003

 

The Top 15 Things Overheard at Office Holiday Parties

 

15> "All right, who's the smartass who replaced the French onion

dip with Wite-Out?"

14> "So I said to myself, 'Jell-O mold -- moldy Jell-O...

who's gonna know the difference?'"

13> "A Chia Pet instead of a cash bonus! How creative of

you, sir."

12> "Hey, did you remember to let the boss out of that rat hole

outside of Tikrit?"

"Me? I thought *you* were supposed to!"

11> "Hey, baby, wanna be today's guest of honor in my blog?"

10> "I know it's a photocopy of Jenkins's buttocks, but you've

got to admit, it does look like Santa."

9> "*There's* a holiday scene for you: Rudolph the Brown-Nosed

Reindeer sitting at the table with VP Little Dumber Boy."

8> "I forgot the party was tonight, until I realized that

the entire IT department smells like Old Spice."

7> "So he crosses out the 'A451,' writes 'A578' at the top,

and tries to resubmit it! Can you believe that guy?

An A451! Hahahahaha!"

6> "Sorry Boss, you know the rule: no bonus, no oral favors."

5> "Take your clothes off, men -- time to go skinny-dipping

in the secretarial pool!"

4> "I remember the old days when we'd just photocopy our asses.

Now, we have to out-source it to a graphics company so they

can touch it up before IT posts it to the corporate Web site."

3> "Don't crash the Halliburton party next door -- they're

asking 24 bucks for a Bud Light."

2> "He's your Secret Santa? Be careful. It took six

prescriptions to get rid what he gave me last year."

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing

Overheard at Office Holiday Parties...

 

1> "You're the boss' wife? What a coincidence -- I'm his bitch."

 

 

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[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]

 
Charles Mims
http://www.the-sandbox.org
 
 
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