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1. Does my butt look fat in this?
2. I'm tired of beer.
What say you to a nice, fruity Chablis?
3. I can't stop fantasizing
about Dr. Ruth!
4. Yours is bigger than mine.
5. I think
those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous.
6. There's nothing I
like more than a quiet evening at home,watching a movie on Lifetime about
some woman who gives up
her baby and then suffers miserably.
7.
Want all my tools? I just realized I never do anything useful with
them!
8. You know what always makes me cry? Those long-distance
commericals.
9. I'm deeply offended by young women who go
bra-less.
10. Our team lost 10-1. But we tried our best, and after
all that's the important thing.
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