A spiritualist who'd recently been widowed met a
colleague and reported excitedly that she'd just received a message from her
dead husband - asking her to send him a carton of cigarettes. "The only
thing is," she mused, "that I don't know where to send
them."
"Why not?" asked her friend.
"Well, he didn't actually say that he was in Heaven - but I can’t imagine he'd be in Hell."
"Hmmm," responded the friend. "Well, maybe I shouldn't bring this up, but . . . he didn't mention anything about including matches in the package, did he?"
"Why not?" asked her friend.
"Well, he didn't actually say that he was in Heaven - but I can’t imagine he'd be in Hell."
"Hmmm," responded the friend. "Well, maybe I shouldn't bring this up, but . . . he didn't mention anything about including matches in the package, did he?"
Charles Mims
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