A cat dies and goes to
Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of
these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.'
The cats says, 'Well, I
lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood
floors.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A
few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven.
God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.
The mice said, 'All our
lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with
brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run
anymore.'
God says, 'Say no more.'
And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller
skates.
About a week later, God
decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his
new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks,
'How are you doing? Are you
happy here?'
The cat yawns and stretches
and says...
'Oh, I've
never been happier in my life.
And those Meals on Wheels you've been
sending over are the best.
