I usually just change my address, phone number, and enter a witness protection program.
Run like hell!
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Date: Sunday, January 11, 2004 12:31:52 PM
Subject: [Sndbox] How do you end a relationship?
How do you end a relationship?
Buy them a gift and explain how incapable I am of maintaining a relationship.
I usually just change my address, phone number, and enter a witness protection program.
Run like hell!
I've got this great crying act that I pull out of a hat whenever necessary. Well, it works!
'Oh solo mio!' They leave me--I'm always the one left empty handed.
Charles Mims
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