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A tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to teach two young tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor:
"Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"
~ Carolyn Wells ~
A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning
remarked to his granny:
"A canner can
can
Anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?"
~ Carolyn Wells ~
There was a young person called Tate
Who went
out to dine at 8.08;
But I will not
relate
What that person named Tate
And his t�te-a-t�te ate at 8.08.
~ Carolyn Wells ~
A keeper who worked at the zoo,
Received a new
gnu to see to.
He said: "That's the gnu
That I knew at Bellevue -
I knew that I knew that new gnu."
~ Frank Richards ~
A certain young chap named Bill Beebee,
Was in
love with a lady named Phoebe;
"But,"
he said, "I must see
What the clerical
fee
Be before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee."
A traveller to Timbuktu
Said: "Pilot! It's time
that we flew!"
He replied: "That will
do!
Your watch is askew:
It's a minute or two to 2.02."
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so
what could they do?
Said the fly: "Let
us flee."
Said the flee: "Let us fly!"
So they flew through a flaw in the
flue.
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