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ROFL!
David L.
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to
his fellow man, which debt he
proposes to pay off with your money.
-- G. Gordon Liddy
THE YEAR'S BEST
ACTUAL HEADLINES!
CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S
DAUGHTER
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT
SAYS
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN
JAYWALKERS
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
IS
THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO
POPE
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES
OVER
TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
MINERS REFUSE
TO WORK AFTER DEATH
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING
DEFENDANT
WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
IF
STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY. IT MAY LAST AWHILE
COLD WAVE
LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT
HOMICIDE
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES
TYPHOON
RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD
MAN STRUCK BY
LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE
NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS
FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN
SPACECRAFT
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS
SNACKS
CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED
NEEDY
LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN
HALF
HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT
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