> > A city boy, young Kenny, moved to the country and bought a >donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver >the donkey the next day. > > > > The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I >have some bad news, the donkey died." > > > > Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my money back." > > > > The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." > > > > Kenny said, "Ok,then, just unload the donkey." > > > > The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" > > > > Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off." > > > > Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" > > > > Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is >dead." > > > > A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What >happened with that dead donkey?" > > > > Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a >piece and made a profit of $998.00." > > > > Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?" > > > > Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars >back." > > > > Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
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