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Rules of
Chocolate
If you've
got melted chocolate
all over your hands,
you're eating it too
slowly.
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Chocolate
covered raisins,
cherries, orange slices &
strawberries all
count as fruit,
so eat as many as you
want.
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The
problem:
How to get 2 pounds of chocolate
home from the store in
hot car.
The solution: Eat it in
the parking lot.
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Diet tip:
Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off
your
appetite and you'll eat less.
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A nice box of chocolates
can
provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place.
Isn't that handy?
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If you
can't eat all your chocolate,
it will keep in the freezer.
But if you can't eat all
your chocolate,
what's wrong with you?
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If calories are an
issue,
store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are
afraid of heights, and
they will jump out of the chocolate
to
protect themselves.
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If I eat equal amounts
of dark chocolate and
white chocolate, is that a balanced
diet?
Don't they actually
counteract each other?
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Money talks. Chocolate
sings.
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Chocolate has many
preservatives.
Preservatives make you
look younger.
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Q. Why is
there no such organization
as Chocoholics
Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants
to quit.
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If not for chocolate,
there
would be no need for control top pantyhose.
An entire garment
industry would be devastated.
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I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!!!
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of
your list of things to do
today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
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