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Next time wrap a horse feeder around their heads and just let
them puke in that LoL its a hell of a lot easier ;-)
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Date: Wednesday,
January 21, 2004 10:39:40 PM
Subject: [Sndbox]
Males are truly Babies
Yes, it is 1:31 am
EST and I am up. Why you may ask? Because I am waiting for the next
round of puking to commence from Beau (my youngest son-age
4)
Now, my youngest
daughter who is 3 woke up Sunday night sick. How did she handle it? She
held her hand under her mouth with puke in the hand and came into our
room and woke me up. She didn't cry, she didn't scream. She was sick 3
times and all 3 times got out of her bunkbed and went to the bathroom
and called for me.
Now, my son...whom I
love dearly, wakes up screaming. I fall out of bed and dart in his room
to find chunks on his blanket, down his shirt, and on his pillow. He
never even attempted to leave the bed.
15 minutes later with
a clean bed, a bath and new jammies, he is back in bed with a trashcan
beside him on the floor and a nightlight on.
40 minutes
later....blood curdling screams again.
Chunks down the
jammies, on the new blanket, on the clean sheets, in his hair, and on
his chin.
Trashcan sits empty
next to the bed untouched.
My 12 year old son is
the same way. He pukes where he is and makes no attempts at the toilet
or even the trashcan in his room. Instead, he stands up and cries out
"help...help...somebody help me."
In closing, males are
truly babies...every last one of them. This is the truth.
But I love them all
dearly, anyway.
~*~*Bethany*~*~
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