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----- Original Message -----
From: Jen McLaughlin
To: Wenches
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 1:44 PM
Subject: [GymboWenches] Fw: Truth About Men 1. Q: What should you do if you
see your ex-husband rolling around in
pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again. 2. Q: How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. 3. Q: Why do little boys whine? A: Because they're practicing to be men. 4. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. 5. Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. 6. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.. < FONT color=#000000>7. Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because none of them will stop and ask directions. 8. Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts. 9. Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. 10. Q: What is the difference between men and women... A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. 11. Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds. 12. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder: "Instruction Manuals"
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