Fellas, this has all been covered in the Weenie Manifesto as promulgated by the 
Weenies of Soaring and leaked to outsiders by someone on the Grand Weenie 
Council.
You can go to the Yahoo soaring group where our archives are stored, Files 
section, and see a file there of a post from March 7, 2002 (weenie.pdf). Or 
click the following url:
http://f1.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/4ET_ROkksrryW_mTtwDg1GQ3L--mI0QPaikArk9_CWfk9CZhJcfvJR9mXJmvjtsF2oU8zc4mTrVonZAI9xjsAG-8wkLWp6k/weenie.pdf

The Weenie Manifesto, for those who don't remember, clarifies all that was 
wrong with our sport in 2002 and remains wrong today. Its three Articles are 
designed to straighten out the issues of expensive planes, unfair contest 
rules, and the present topic, viz., the LSF program. Article III is reprinted 
below for your delectation.

Article III. Weenie Achievement

We, the Weenies of Soaring, find nothing so preposterous as the endless list of 
tedious requirements for the various LSF levels. Why are the time requirements 
so long? Why not rethink the distance tasks so they can be accomplished without 
leaving the club field? The contest requirements are the most incomprehensible. 
A win is a win, no matter how many competitors were in the event or what their 
ability. Originally, we wished to demand that the LSF overhaul their outmoded 
and convoluted achievement program. However, we despair of ever talking sense 
to that stubborn organization. Therefore, we have adopted our own achievement 
program. We are proud to announce the Weenie Wings Soaring Achievement Award, 
which has not V but VI levels, thus immediately establishing its superiority 
over you-know-who. Every task is well within the ability of all Weenies of 
Soaring, and can be completed without inconvenience or discomfort, so we are 
certain that this award will quickly gain wide
 recognition and acceptance. For full details, see our website, and you'll soon 
be on your way to earning your own Weenie Wings.

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