FAUX AP PRESS REPORT!

4172002/0800am, Staufgurt, Germany
United States tourist arrested, believed to be importing the highly illegal and extremely dangerous snowboards into our beautiful country.  Customs detectives were alerted to the strange man, with the snowboard case, by no less than 45 different e-mails from someone called RCSE.  The smuggler, has been incarcerated and is expected to be tried on January 16th 2003.   

  heh heh
the undersigned
Morton 
 

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