All this talk about various adhesives and materials has prompted me to chip
in.

There was a time when real nauga hides were used. It was extremely durable
with no adverse effect on humans. It was soft and pliable, had a nice scent
and felt warm like leather. It's popularity skyrocketed and the demand for
it soared. (soaring related) The nauga carcasses were found to be tasty and
nutritious and this benefited the poor who were habitually protein deficient
in their diets.

Then the animal rights activists in South America took issue with the
increased slaughtering of the cuddly, native nauga because it was feared it
would go the route of the American bison. Attempts to dissuade the activists
took place when nauga farms were developed in secret locations and lookouts
maintained to look for snooping activists.The farmed nauga were force fed
with all kinds of hormones and other various chemicals to stimulate mating,
quick maturity of the offspring. There was a virtually unlimited supply of
nauga hides and no one was the wiser. This worked pretty well until sleazy
promoters with an eye to making a buck, with chemical engineers on the
staffs, researched and developed a fabric that simulated genuine, nauga
hides and could be sold wholesale for less than 1/3 of the real nauga hides.
They named the product Naugahyde.

Always with an eye for a better bottom line, resourceful manufacturers quit
buying nauga hides and began using Naugahyde. The public couldn't spell any
better then than they do now, didn't know what should or shouldn't be
capitalized and assumed what they were buying as Naugahyde was the same as
the old favorite nauga hide.

With the lowered retail price, this rapidly took the fancy of the public.
The nauga industry in South America failed.  Naugas, both native and the
ones that got loose from the farms, were no longer slaughtered, were
reproducing like crazy and running around everywhere, chewing up the crops
and generally causing economic mayhem. The farmed ones generated adverse
health effects to those eating that meat, causing accelerated growth among
children and sexual maturity by age 8 or 9, contributing to a population
explosion. Not being able to tell the difference between farmed or native
naugas, no one would any longer eat nauga meat. The lack of protein in diets
was again very detrimental to the poor. In any event, if you now buy
something said to be nauga hide, don't be fooled. It's Naugahyde!

Don't ask me how I know all this. I'm an old buzzard and remember lots of
things for which I can't remember the source. I even once had a great big 3
piece green nauga hide davenport. . .or was it Naugahyde? I forget things.

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