Module Name: src Committed By: dholland Date: Fri Oct 14 03:20:04 UTC 2016
Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: add a couple To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.60 -r1.61 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files.
Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.60 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.61 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.60 Fri Jul 15 06:13:50 2016 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Fri Oct 14 03:20:04 2016 @@ -16183,3 +16183,18 @@ be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb. Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together. % Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8). +% +Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but +surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"... +% +We all know political bumper stickers and some of us even put them on +our cars. However, if you show up at headquarters on Friday afternoon +after a long campaign week, you're more likely to see a stumper +bicker. +% +When you're under siege by a winter storm, that's a "frontal assault". +% +Somebody has mail. +% +'Agnosis' is when you don't know. 'Diagnosis' is when you don't know +twice.