> On Dec 21, 2015, at 4:08 AM, Darren Duncan <darren at darrenduncan.net> wrote: > > If you want that feature, instead do it the better way that Postgres 9.5 did, > which is as an extension to the INSERT statement in the form "ON CONFLICT DO > UPDATE/IGNORE?.
Please, enough of the comic act :P MERGE it is. Oh, yes, also, +1 for for Mr Smith PRAGMA strict_mode = 1; :))