> 2016-05-21 3:19 GMT+02:00 Kasajian, Kenneth <Kenneth.Kasajian at > schneider-electric.com>: > > > *** Confidentiality Notice: This e-mail, including any associated or > > attached files, is intended solely for the individual or entity to which > > it is addressed. This e-mail is confidential and may well also be legally > > privileged. If you have received it in error, you are on notice of its > > status. Please notify the sender immediately by reply e-mail and then > > delete this message from your system. Please do not copy it or use it > > for any purposes, or disclose its contents to any other person.
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