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Cirque du So'Lame
Friday, August 15th
9:00pm until we see the tears of a clown
$5
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Join us, the CrackHOs of CrackHaus Camp... For more than a mere party or an event, but rather, a foray into the land of the strange. The land of the bizarre. The land of the DUMB The land of the LAME.
CIRQUE DU SO'LAME.
Here, our lovely (yet cracked-out) hosts and hostesses can help you with that nagging sense of reality that haunts your days! If you would just kindly pick up this crack pipe......
Featuring: THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE
Which is not to imply misfortune for you, dear partygoer--oh, NO! In fact, it's YOUR licky day! At the mere turn of the wheel, misfortune will befall those daily demons and irritating aversions that plague your daily life!
Confused and enraged by silent (yet pretentious) performance artists trapped in enormous invisible boxes? BEAT THE MIME.
Traumatized as a child by scary strangers in floppy shoes and colorful makeup? PIE THE CLOWN.
Irritated by Mr. Depp's recent Adventures in Eyeliner? PANTS THE PIRATE.
Obsessing over that outgrowth of unruly and unsightly hair? SHAVE THE WOOKIE.
Vexed by the national state of health care and education? BLAME THE CANADIAN.
Miffed at your friends for stealing your love, kicking your dog, shaving your (*ahem*) wookie? Aquire an ARREST WARRANT--and choose their punishment! (Arresting officer, judge, and executioner PROVIDED!)
IT'S LIKE A REALLY, REALLY *CHEAP* THERAPY SESSION. only: with BOOZE!
Because--that's right--you can win FREE DRINKS: "Bartender's poison", concocted by our own beloved Doctor of Mixology. (KrackHaus assumes no liability for rude, lewd, or lascivious acts performed after imbibing said cocktail.)
Also featuring DJ Pathogen: because the dumbness is, indeed, airbourne.
ALSO, JELL-O SHOTS!!!!!! It's just like Jello Wrestling! (Minus the wrestlers, and smaller, and with vodka, and in a small cup, but feel free to wrestle with your liver.)
Wear burner-wear, clown gear, DUMB stuff--oh hell, just wear whatever you want. (Just please wear SOMETHING; we don't want to scare the mime away, OK?)
Finally, the whole she-BANG is a mere $5! That's right, folks! FIVE BUCKS! (Believe me, quality mental health professionals are usually a WHOLE lot more.)
The LAME begins Friday, August 15th 9 pm until we see the tears of a clown LOCATION: Jezebel's Joint 510 Larkin at Turk. (free off street parking on Turk between Polk and Larkin) 21 and up with ID $5
flyer: http://www.tanyaregan.com/images/cirque/cirque2colorsmaller.jpg
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Jezebel's Joint 510 Larkin (at Turk) San Francisco
http://www.jezebelsjointsf.com/
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