----/ The Squid List /-------------------------------------------------- Will Franken At San Francisco Sketchfest
Wednesday, January 18th and Sunday, January 22nd 8:00pm-10:00pm $15 ----/ Event Description /----------------------------------------------- 3,000 years from now, people probably won't care that much that on January 18th and January 22nd of 2006, Will Franken headlined shows at the Eureka Theatre as part of the 5th anniversary of San Francisco Sketchfest. But if you're still around 2,999 years from now--you can bet that people will still be talking about these shows featuring completely different material on both nights which took place at 215 Jackson Street (near Battery) at the Eureka Theatre as part of the 5th anniversary of San Francisco Sketchfest. Before the Transaltoid Bill of 5006 passes 3,000 years from now which will prohibit discussion of anything prior to the year 5006--(don't ask me how I know this, let's just say my life might be in danger if I kill myself)--people are going to be talking about two things: 1) Will Franken's shows at the Eureka Theatre as part of the 5th Anniversary of San Francisco Sketchfest featuring two opening sketch groups* on both nights starting at 8pm (Let's Go and Fries On The Side on the 18th and Prank The Dean and Oh, You And Your Bone Spurs on the 22nd) and 2) Whether or not Emperor Xandurian Twilightico of the Grethgargolza Galaxy will succeed in passing the Transaltoid Bill of 5006, potentially thwarting all future conversation about the past-- including item no. 1 above. Additionally, $15 will not seem a heavy price to pay for these shows-- considering that 3,000 years from now, Emperor Twilightico will require that all items and services in tangible existence be paid for by the purchaser's own life. You want some chewing gum? You die. You want your transmission replaced? You die. You want to live? You die. Please--be part of the thing that people are going to be talking about for 2,999 years until it is forbidden by Emperor Twilightico and all conversation is brought back to THE NOW and linear existence becomes a thing of the past ( if the concept of the past can exist independent of the concept of linear existence) and space and time are no more and we sit and wait patiently in one condensed and indefinable point until the big bang happens again and we are scattered like stardust across a freshly re-created universe--lonely and voiceless in the deep vacuum of space--untethered, detached, isolated-- Until we are joined again as one at the Eureka Theatre at 8pm on January 18th and January 22nd as part of the 5th anniversary of San Francisco Sketchfest! To learn more about these shows--or if you have any other questions about role playing, Scientology, or Piers Anthony novels, please visit-- www.willfranken.com *will is honored to be considered a sketch "group" for the purposes of this event ----/ Venue Info /------------------------------------------------------ The Eureka Theatre 215 Jackson Street @ Battery San Francisco 415-788-7469 www.sfsketchfest.com ----/ Additional Info /------------------------------------------------- [EMAIL PROTECTED] 415-794-7057 www.willfranken.com ----/ The Squid List Admin /--------------------------------------------- The Squid List, a tentacle of Laughing Squid http://laughingsquid.org/squidlist/ subscribe, unsubscribe, change your email address or change your subscription options: http://lists.laughingsquid.org/mailman/listinfo/squidlist/ Frequently Asked Questions & Submission Guidelines Squid List FAQ: http://laughingsquid.org/squidlist/faq.html The Squid List Online Calendar: http://laughingsquid.org/squidlist/calendar/ The Squid List RSS Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/squidlist ----/ Laughing Squid /-------------------------------------------------- Laughing Squid http://laughingsquid.com underground art and culture from San Francisco and beyond Laughing Squid Web Hosting http://laughingsquid.net friendly, dependable and secure web hosting services for artists, individuals, bloggers, non-profits and small businesses The Squid List is licensed under a Creative Commons License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/
