Amazing
reply by J.P. Morgan CEO to a Pretty girl.
A young and pretty
lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title:
What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be
honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have
style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only
as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of
$500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to
marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k
annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to
move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden
(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1)
Where do most
rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars,
restaurant, gym)
2)
Which age
group should I target?
3)
Why most
wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't
have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4)
How do you
decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target
now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
Awesome reply:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your
post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have
similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a
professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your
requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From
the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.. The
answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details
aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty' and 'money': Person
A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's
a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone
without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to
year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of
economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's
not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your
only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms
we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a
'trading position'. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a
good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you
wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision
any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'.
Anyone with
over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not
marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich
guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k
annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are
interested in 'leasing' services, do contact me....
signed,
CEO
J.P. Morgan :)
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