Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software
development team:

10) "This code is gagh! You have no honor!"

9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"

8) "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"

7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you
stand!"

6) "Our competitors are without honor!"

5) "Specs are for the weak and timid!"

4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need a UNIX box if I am to do
battle!"

3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! Let's ship it!"

2) "My program has just dumped Stovo Core!"

1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior who
ever lived!"

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