Ol�! Encontrei isto aqui outro dia na SW.com. Eu j� conhecia algumas partes. Vejam o
que voc�s acham disso aqui...
Ah, tentei formar meu nome no estilo Star Wars, e o resultado foi um treco
completamente impronunci�vel, nesta ou em qualquer outra gal�xia!
Beijos pro c�is,
Cy,
que vai continuar sendo
Lya Lekyi por n�o
conseguir pronunciar o
outro nome! Sem chance!
E agora, l� vai! Leiam com aten��o! Vou ter que dividir em v�rias partes, porque s�o
nada menos do que 300 itens!
Everything I've ever needed to know, I learned from
Star Wars
This list taken mainly from a list compiled by Simon H. Lee from posts to the
newsgroup Rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc. Additional
entries were sent by e-mail to the author. Contributors are listed
at the end.
This page is the winner of the Geek Site of The Day award for January 17, 1996, and
the Penguin Picks Award for March 15,
1997. It also appeared in a news paper in Anchorage Alaska, and I was interviewed
(over email) for a story which was
published in the Phillidelphia Inquirer, though I'm not sure when and haven't actually
seen the article. If anyone has a copy of
this please tell me where to find it. (or even better send the relevant parts in
email, if legal).
1.Never trust men in dark helmets.
2.It really isn't necessary to be fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.
3.Know the difference between power socket and a computer terminal.
4.Never declare that there is "nothing to stop [you] this time."
5.If your vehicle is being rammed, ducking doesn't help much
6.Get some travel information before heading off to a place that you have never
even heard of.
7.When all else fails....jump!
8.Sometimes, you've just gotta do something that seems totally suicidal.
9.If you are a young hero, nothing can kill you.
10.Always check the background of people you want to get intimately involved with,
they may be your relatives.
11.You may have family members in surprisingly high positions.
12.Before you kill someone make sure they aren't your father.
13.Watch out for Corellian freighters diving out of the sun.
14.If you're ever in a space craft, watch out for potatoes.
15.THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there!
16."Try not. Do or do not. There is no try."
17."Mind what you have learned, save you it can."
18.No matter how tasty that hunk of meat looks on that pole on that forest moon,
don't grab it; it's probably a trap.
19.Cute, cuddly, widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless they think
you're a god.
20.When you're aproaching your enemies hide out try to prepare you weapons before
you come into range.
21.Never stand on a trapdoor leading to a Rancor pit.
22.No disintegrations.
23.If you're running from the law, hide in a building and lock the door. They may
decide to move on to the next one.
Otherwise, hope they don't have blasters.
24.If it's, like, -50 degrees out, and the doors are going to close, come in out of
the cold. The meteor will still be there
tomorrow.
25.After you kill the monster in the ice cave, stay in there; it's cold out.
26.Take a good look around for bad guys before looking into your binoculars.
27.Don't assume a senior citizen is weak and frail; they may zap you with lightning
bolts.
28.Never, never, never underestimate the power of the Dark Side
29.You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of
view
30.No matter how deeply one falls into darkness, there is always hope for redemption
31.Just when you think there is no more hope, alas, there is one more.
32.Scoundrels kiss better than nice guys.
33.Never call someone "scruffy looking"
34.Be careful of your overconfidence, it may really be your weakness
35.Never judge a "piece of junk" spaceship from the outside. More often than not,
"she's got it where it counts."
36.Your eyes decieve you, don't trust them.
37.The Bad Guys can't hit the broad side of a barn.
38.But, "Only Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise"
39.Beware of judging someone else's beliefs as just a "hokey religion." You just may
end up eating those words.
40.Never buy anything from a short, hooded, smelly guy.
41.Never judge anything by its size.
42.There are those who are less forgiving than Darth Vader.
43.Always let a Wookiee win.
44.Never cast your lightsaber away, you just might need it
45.It not a good idea to follow up on a vision while meditating
46.Nothing is ever to small to get away from you
47.Whining about something never helps
48.Taking your droids to a bar will only arouse suspision
49.As will cutting somebodies arm off
50.Don't attempt to handcuff someone larger than you
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