Mais algumas... Cy.
101.Make sure to tell your lover that you have a brother first.
102.Never tell a teacher who's been teaching for 800 years who to teach and who not
to teach.
103."It's not my fault!!!"
104.Don't ever fake left, you'll lose a hand
105.If you want to keep your friends warm, shove them inside a dead animal!!
106.Never leave tools hanging over a friends head unless the ship is parked.
107.If a droid sneaks up on you while you're kissing a princess, ignore him.
108.When parking your spaceship in a cave, make sure you aren't in the stomach of a
huge monster.
109.If all else fails, angle the deflector shields.
110.Never buy droids.
111.If you ever buy droids, make sure they have a good motivator
112.If you really have to buy one, then do NOT remove his restraining bolt
113.Guys in black are bad guys
114.Guys in white can also be bad guys
115.Beware of transparent or holographic persons, they will always cause you trouble
116.Don't shoot out the controls to a bridge BEFORE you cross the bridge
117.Watch out for those trees.
118.After toppling an altrustic democracy, seizing control of the military, and
establishing yourself as supreme dictator, it's a
good idea to invest in helmets that your troops can see through.
119.Always duck after throwing someone down a ventilation shaft.
120.If you run a military academy, go over how to deal with small, furry opponents.
121.Don't jump down garbage chutes.
122.If your father's clothes creak when he walks, be diplomatic in his presence.
123.Don't engage in physical displays of affection with tall, hairy people who could
rip you limb from limb and who get
over-enthusiastic.
124.The hard part of a jail-break is getting out; plan for it.
125.Always look for trap doors when consulting with a crime lord in his own house.
126.Whining about power converters makes you look like an idiot.
127.Don't trust people who brag about the speed of their vehicle to be subtle, and
don't trust them with your sister, either.
128.If you teach out of a swamp, you can't expect too much in the way of tuition.
129.People who are "more machine now than human, evil and twisted" set a pretty
sparse table.
130.If you're idea of penetrating the enemy's defenses is allowing yourself to be
captured and attacking during your
execution, you should probably seek the advice of someone who's survived longer.
131.If somebody cuts your hand off, don't trust him to betray his boss for you.
132.Young men should be wary of getting involved with crazy, old hermits who like to
be called "Master."
133.Dead animals usually smell worse on the INSIDE
134.If you find Banthas, don't stick around to see where their riders are.
135.Cold weather can cause one to hallucinate.
136.Don't go chasing falling meteors.
137.Make sure you always see where your enemies hands are.
138.Blowing on a torch will not put it out.
139.Don't stick around to watch a fight
140.Droids don't taste good.
141.No matter how protected you are, falling rocks will still hurt.
142.When following a roguish space pirate into the east corridor (or wherever), step
onto a plank when he stops to listen to
you so you'll be a little taller.
143.Never trust strangers to fix the hyperdrive on your freighter.
144.Never assume that that ship you just tractored into your space station is empty,
just because your sensors say so.
145.When the people around you are getting shot, it's usually an indication that the
guys shooting are enemies.
146.Never try to rationalize strategy with an Ewok. Next thing you know, they'll
steal a speeder bike. Sure, it distracts the
guards, but it takes away from you sneaking in real quiet-like.
147.Never chain a rebel to you and then take your eyes off her; she may throttle you.
148.Aim your crippled fighter at the nearest Super Star Destroyer's bridge.
149.Never assume responsibility if it means you're likely to be choked to death.
150.Don't talk to strangers in a dark room: they may have blasters, and are looking
to not be found.
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