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Oi todo mundo.
� totalmente in�til, mas essa lista est� no site www.topfive.com
Ali�s, Mariana, voc� vai gostar do site :-)
Beijocas,
Gabi.
------------------- "Be yourself No matter what they say" ------------------- The Top 12 Signs You're Not Cut Out to Be a Jedi
12) Forget about the X-Wing -- you can't even levitate your ass off the couch. 11) Not only are you unable to see things before they happen, you're often befuddled by the Jedi "got your nose" trick. 10) You chose the Dark Side because you look so much thinner in black. 9) You're afraid to cross the cosmos by yourself. 8) "*Light* saber my ass! Those things are heavy!" 7) You just signed a five-album deal with the Dark Side. 6) Down pat you have the backwards talk, yet impressed the chicks still are not. 5) Your lightsaber? More of a butter knife, if you know what I mean. 4) You can't even use the Force to find Waldo. 3) You knowingly hired illegal Wookiees to clean your gutters and failed to pay their Social Security. 2) The only Force you've mastered is the one coming out your ass, Mr. "I-Can-Fart-the-Cantina-Band's-Entire-Playlist." and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You're Not Cut Out to Be a Jedi... 1) With a little bit of dusting, and maybe a vase of flowers in the corner, the Dark Side looks much more cheery, don't you think? |
