I'm feeling a little guilty for going off the handle yesterday.  Sorry.
About the length, mainly.  And the bad words.  My Libran instincts tell me
to counterbalance it with something a little more positive today.

(BUT, in my defense, the man who told me that his house is sinking is a Man
of the Cloth.  He struck a chord with my Inner Christian, sending me on my
little jihad.  You know how these things can happen.  I was on a Mission
>From God, you might say.  So you see, it's really not my fault.  Besides,
the sinking man-in-black's name is Damien - talk about an omen!  He snuck
the fear of God into me before I could say DI! ECCE HORA! UXOR MEA ME
NECABIT!, and off I went to shout from the e-mountaintop.)

A few months ago I gave to the City of St. Paul my wind-sock-cigarette
idea, but the St Paul Office of Invention Submissions must not have thought
much of it.  I still think there's a market out there.  The City owns all
sorts of property, but no Intellectual Property that I can think of
offhand.  And why not?  It's valuable stuff.  You can imagine how important
IP is to us here at The Mine.  Besides, owning their own bit of IP would
make all the "privatization" and "Republican-esque" people feel good, and
all the liberals would have an endless stream of money to fix things.

My Idea Of The Day is worth about $15MM, I reckon.  Enough for a strong
winning bid on, say, a nice brewery.  It's my gift to Mayor Kelly and to
rest of you, his Collective Boss.  Here it is:

In an effort to calm auto and truck traffic on residential streets, and to
get people to STOP EVEN WITH THE STOP SIGNS AND NOT IN THE CROSSWALK, a
device can be placed across the street by local residents to alert drivers.
It is all-weather, all-season, and snow-plow friendlyf.  It's a rubber tube
about three inches in diameter that stretches across the street and is
anchored at the ends with bean bags.  It is coated with a bright,
reflective material which, since the tube is circular, can be seen from any
diametral angle.  Messages can be written on it like, "Slow Down, For
Crying Out Loud!!"  or "I beseech thee to sloweth down" or "Stop Here And
Let The Old Man Across, Would Ya?!" or whatever you want.

Autos can just drive over it quietly.  If it gets moved, it won't hurt
anything, and if the bean bags break, the crows will clean it up.  The bags
are made of a nice nesting material.  The tube is Nerf-like or bicycle
inner-tube-like.  If it snows, the resident in charge moves it before the
plows come.  If they are unable, the plow just plows it down the road and
the resident finds it later, maybe in the spring.  But since they'd be sold
three to a pack, there'd be extras in the garage.

This is a nice complement to the reflective whirly-gig thingie that can be
yours for a small fee.

Don't mention it.


AMH
Innovation Boulevard & McKnight Road



Andrew M. Hine
Corporate Research Materials Laboratory
3M Center 201-1W-28
St. Paul MN
55144-1000
USA

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