Free Speech Cages and carry your gun anywhere.

<http://www.tampabay.com/news/localgovernment/permitted-concealed-firearms-would-be-allowed-in-gop-convention-protest/1223099>

Cop: "Excuse me, Mr. Loughner! Are you carrying any pieces of wood, hard tubes 
or anything else that could be used as a club, water guns, super soakers, air 
guns, paintball guns, explosives, switchblades, hatchets, slingshots, brass 
knuckles, Mace, chains, crowbars, hammers, shovels, any container containing 
urine, fecal matter or other bodily fluid," <deep breath> "ropes, straps, tape 
or string longer than 6 inches, glass containers, ceramic vessels, light bulbs, 
padlocks and bicycle locks, things that could be used as portable shields and 
gas masks, " <deep breath> "aerosol cans, camping gear, coolers and ice chests, 
fireworks, lasers, bottles, cans, thermoses, sticks, poles, ladders or an 
umbrella with a metal tip?"

Heavily Armed Psychotic: "No officer, just a Glock 17 with a 30-round clip and 
two more clips in reserve."

Cop: "Go right on in! Have a nice day exercising your 
limited-to-this-caged-area-blocks-away-from-the-convention, "free" speech 
rights!"


-- 
Bruce Johnson
University of Arizona
College of Pharmacy
Information Technology Group

Institutions do not have opinions, merely customs


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