On Jul 21, 2013, at 12:52 PM, Mugsy Lunsford <[email protected]> wrote:

> From Jim Wright:
> 
> "Facebook People, you know I love you, right?
> 
> So, take this in the spirit of love and compassion and understanding: the 
> next person to send me a message asking what I think about the naked selfie 
> pix Geraldo Rivera posted on Twitter, I will cut you. I swear, I will come to 
> your house, and I will cut you. Then I'll pour lemon in the cuts. Then I'll 
> take a picture of you making the screaming lemon face and post it to Twitter, 
> where it will go viral and be noticed by Geraldo who will devote an hour of 
> his next show to Secret Government Lemon Weapons which will in turn fuel a 
> new international arms race that could, just conceivably, bring about the end 
> of the world. 
> 
> Don't be the guy who ends the world."
> 
> so, now that you know it exists, you can avoid clicking, because I'm not sure 
> there's enough bleach to get something like that out of your brain. 

I'm hunting for the mind-bleach just reading "naked selfie" and "Geraldo 
Rivera" in the same damn sentence. Aieee!

Here's an antidote: Don't steal the dogs wading pool for your party! 

<http://cheezburger.com/7670375424>



-- 
Bruce Johnson

"Wherever you go, there you are." B. Banzai, PhD

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