here's one for the aftermath of friday evening beers http://www.hairytongue.com
god bless the internet :-) Tom Lister * 020 7612 3030 * [EMAIL PROTECTED] -----Original Message----- From: Galbreath, Mark [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 06 September 2002 15:21 To: 'Struts Users Mailing List' Subject: RE: [FRIDAY] SOMEONE SAVE OUR LIST!!!! Lighten up, Brandon. It's just BS from www.snopes.com. -----Original Message----- From: Chappell, Simon P [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, September 06, 2002 10:05 AM To: Struts Users Mailing List Subject: RE: [FRIDAY] SOMEONE SAVE OUR LIST!!!! I thought it was funny! (Of course, I grew up watching Monty Python, so I could well be more corrupted than I think I am. ;-) Simon "Sasquatches taste just like chicken" Chappell >-----Original Message----- >From: Brandon Goodin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >Sent: Friday, September 06, 2002 9:01 AM >To: Struts Users Mailing List >Subject: RE: [FRIDAY] SOMEONE SAVE OUR LIST!!!! > > >Isn't this list suppossed to be protected from this kind of >refuse! I've got >a good sense of humor. But this is just sick! What the heck is this all >about? This really doesn't even qualify as a Friday topic. >YUUUUUUUUUUUK! > >-----Original Message----- >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >Sent: Friday, September 06, 2002 8:00 AM >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: RE: [FRIDAY] Please help save my soul > > > >Dear Henry, > >I would be most willing to contribute to your cause, in the >order of the >full amount. I would do this in trade for one of your kidneys >(of which >you only need one). I intend to put the kidney in question up for >auction on E-Bay. > >Please forward me your mailing address there in Ghana and I >will be most >happy to mail you: > >1 x Coleman cooler (2 six pack size) >3 x Ice packs >1 x pair latex gloves >1 x Cutco steak knife >1 x Zip lock baggie (Freezer bag size) >1 x copy of Gray's Anatomy with relevant page dog-eared and organ >highlighted > >A kidney is a small price to pay for a cure for your ailment > > >Thanks! > > > > >-----Original Message----- >From: Galbreath [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >Sent: Friday, September 06, 2002 6:58 AM >To: struts-user >Subject: [FRIDAY] Please help save my soul > > >HELLO, > >MY NAME IS HENRY APPIANG, AM FROM GHANA.I AM SORRY IF I MAY IN ANYWAY >DISTURB YOU.IT IS JUST A PITY THAT I HAVE TO SIT DOWN AND START TYPING >ALL >THIS.I HAVE TO DO THIS BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ANY OTHER OPTION. > >I AM A BOY OF TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, BORN IN BREAD IN GHANA.IN >ORDER NOT >TO >WASTE YOUR TIME, LET JUST TELL YOU WHY I HAVE DECIDED TO MAIL YOU. > >I HAVE A VERY BIG PROBLEM THAT IS AT THE MOMENT BIGGER THAN ME BUT NOT >BIGGER THAN GOD. WHEN I WAS TWENTY YEARS OLD,I REALISE THAT I HAVE A >PROBLEM. I REALISE THAT I AM HAVING A RETROGRADE EJACULATION, THIS I >THOUGHT >WAS A JOKE.I CONTACTED A FEW DOCTORS, IT WAS COMFIRMED THAT I REALLY >HAVE >THIS PROBLEM, SINCE THEN I BECAME WORRIED OF MY FUTURE, THINKING OF ANY >POSSIBLE SOLUTION IN ORDER TO REMEDY THE SITUATION BUT TO NO AVAIL.I >HAVE >DONE SO MANY TEST WHICH PROVED THAT I HAVE THESE PROBLEM. > >IN MY LITTLE EFFORT I TRIED SOLVING IT MYSELF BUT I COULD NOT,I WAS >DIRECTED >BY A DOCTOR TO BUY A CERTAIN DRUG WHICH I FOUND OUT THAT IT IS NO WHERE >TO >BE FOUND IN AFRICAN MARKET. > >NOW I HAVE TWO OPTIONS >1, TO EITHER GET THESE DRUG OR SEE IF IT WILL SOLVE MY PROBLEM OR TO >UNDERGO >A SURGERY, WHICH I PREFER FOR A LASTING SOLUTION. > >MY LIFE DEPEND SOLELY ON THIS.I HAVE MADE ENQUIRIES ABOUT THE SURGERY,I >FOUND OUT THAT IT WILL COST ME $4,500USD TO UNDERGO,THIS IS WHY I HAVE >SEEK >FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. > >MY SURVIVAL DEPENDS ON YOU, YOU CAN TURN MY LIFE ARROUND, AND YOU CAN >PUT >THE SMILES ON MY FACE AGAIN WITH YOUR LITTLE DONATION.YOU CAN SAFE A >SOUL. > >I DO NOT HAVE ANYOTHER MEANS TO RAISE THESE MONEY EXCEPT THROUGH YOUR >KIND >HEART. > >KINDLY HELP SAVE MY SOUL. > >REGARDS >HENRY. > >-- >To unsubscribe, e-mail: ><mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >For additional commands, e-mail: ><mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > >-- >To unsubscribe, e-mail: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> For additional commands, e-mail: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> -- To unsubscribe, e-mail: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> For additional commands, e-mail: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> -- To unsubscribe, e-mail: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> For additional commands, e-mail: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> *************************************************************************** This communication (including any attachments) contains confidential information. 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