LOL! EEGAD! I am part Klingon....
> -----Original Message----- > From: Andrew Hill [mailto:andrew.david.hill@;gridnode.com] > Sent: Friday, November 15, 2002 6:33 AM > To: Struts > Subject: [FRIDAY] Top 10 things likely to be overheard from a > Klingon Programmer > > > 10. Specifications are for the weak and timid! > > 9. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you > where you stand! > > 8. Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I > indent your skull! > > 7. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make > software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody > trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake. > > 6. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they > have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. > > 5. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not > coddle the weak. > > 4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code! > Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and > those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like > you to understand. > > 3. You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it > in the original Klingon. > > 2. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! > > 1. Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are! > > > -- > To unsubscribe, e-mail: > <mailto:struts-user-> [EMAIL PROTECTED]> > For > additional commands, > e-mail: <mailto:struts-user-help@;jakarta.apache.org> > > -- To unsubscribe, e-mail: <mailto:struts-user-unsubscribe@;jakarta.apache.org> For additional commands, e-mail: <mailto:struts-user-help@;jakarta.apache.org>
