Dear sir,
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and
noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. No mention of such phenomenon was included
in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs
and launches during system initialization where it monitors
all other system activity. Applications such as
KaraOk-Night 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to
purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this
program. Can you help me?
Jonathan Powell
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Dear Jon,
This is a very common problem men complain about, but it is
mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that
Wife 1.0 is a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.
In fact, Wife 1.0 is an "OPERATING SYSTEM" and designed by
it's creator to run everything. It is impossible to uninstall,
delete or purge the program from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is
not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems
than original system. Look in your manual under WARNINGS:
Alimony / Child Support. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0
and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you
read the entire section regarding General Protection
Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults
and problems that might occur. The best course of action
will be to push the apologize button then reset button as
soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as
you take blame for all GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.
Answer Man.
P/S : Do not attempt to install illegal program like
Mistress 1.0 which is currently circulating both local and
overseas. Such program once detected by Wife 1.0 will
result unimaginable damages and cost of repair may incur
very high fee and time, not to mention emotional distress
Jimmy
PS Again :
Marriage is a NO EXIT TRAP - BE AWARE !!!
Sonny Hidayat (IKABASU'91 member)
Bagian Perencanaan Kandatel Surabaya Barat
PT. Telekomunikasi Indonesia
Telp. : +62-31-5404639
E-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
