A dubious joke follows prompted by the list of pronunciations:

What is the skape of a kiss?

A lip Tickle!!

G-R-O-A-N here!!

At 10:40 09/11/1999 +0000, Chris Lusby Taylor wrote:
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>
>Jeff Adkins wrote:
>
>> I'll bet you get a variety of answers on this one, given our international
>> audience!
>>
>> But just to stimulate responses, I'll throw my two cents worth in here. This
>> is how I pronounce them, not how the dictionary says to pronounce them
>> necessarily.   All caps is the emphasized syllable:
>>
>> gnomon        "NO -  mun"
>> azimuth        "AZ- i  - muth"  (short u)
>> analemma      "Anna  -LEM-uh"
>> altitude           "AL-ti- too-deh"  (very small "eh")
>> fiducial          "fid- OO-shull"
>> pendulum      "PEND - yool - um"  or sometimes "PEN -jew- lum"
>> orrery            "or-RUH-ree"
>> polaris            "po -LARE - iss"
>> equatorial        "eh- quah - TORR- ee-yall"
>> zenith               "ZEE - nith"
>> nadir                "nay -DIR"
>> horizon            "hor - EYE- zunn"
>> elliptical            "el-LIP-tih-kull"
>>
>> There are probably some terms the more experienced dialists (DIE-uhl-ists)
>> would add.  This could be fun, especially if we can distinguish
pronunciations
>> geographically this way.
>>
>> Ryan, you ask the best questions.
>>
>> Jeff
>>
>> Ryan Weh wrote:
>> <snip>
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>> Jeff Adkins
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>
>Well, Jeff, here in the land of Greenwich Mean Time we pronounce some of those
>words quite differently, as you might expect.
>Specifically:
>gnomon        "no -  mon" (No particular stress on either syllable)
>altitude           "AL - ti - tewd"
>polaris            "po - LARR - iss"
>zenith              "ZEN - ith" (short e)
>nadir               "na - DEAR" (short a)
>
>As these last two are from Arabic, we should really ask an Arab, I suppose.
>
>You could add:
>analemmatic  "Anna - lem - MAT - ic"
>equinox         "EK - we - nox"
>Greenwich    "GREN - itch"
>nodus           "no - duss"
>solstice         "sol - stiss"
>
>
>Regards
>Chris
>
>Chris Lusby Taylor
>51.5 N, 1.5 W
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