Dear Dick,

> In Boston, the summer solstice sunrise
> is at 5:08 AM.  That's two hours before
> I'm even thinking about getting up. :-)

OK.  Suppose I broke into your apartment
while you were asleep and advanced all
your clocks so they said 7:08AM.  Would
you think about getting up then?

That's pretty much what Governments do
except that they don't have to break
into your house.  They make a law so
that you change your own clocks :-)

Suppose they introduced another law that
said...

  During the summer months you should
  cut the first foot off all tape
  measures so they start at 1 instead
  of 0.

We would all be a foot taller during
the summer.  Everyone would be happy.

I think I shall set up a political party
to introduce this legislation!

Why stop there?

During the summer we could add 10 volts
to the readings of all voltmeters and
10mph to all speedometers.  We could
finally pass the Indiana bill that
attempted to set the value of pi to 3.2,
but only during the summer of course.

Oh, how about adding $1bn to all bank
accounts too?

Hey, wait a minute.  Didn't they already
try that one?

Enjoy your extra daylight!

Frank King
Cambridge, U.K.

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