Forgive me listers, but I laughed at this (I'm 43) and thought I'd pass it
on...

For all of you who are feeling a little older and missing those great old
tunes, there is good news. Some of your old favorites have re-released
their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.

Some examples:

Herman's Hermits --"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

The Rolling Stones --"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Credence Clearwater Revival --"Bad Prune Rising"

Marvin Gaye --"I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

The Who- -"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

The Troggs --"Bald Thing"

Carly Simon --"You're So Varicose Vein"

The Bee Gees --"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

Roberta Flack --"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash --"I Can't See Clearly Now"

The Temptations --"Papa Got a Kidney Stone"

ABBA --"Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer --"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores --"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

Procol Harem --"A Whiter Shade of Hair"

The Beatles--"I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"



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