Bill Spikowski wrote:
Is there an extension that allows a user to quickly add a pre-defined
signature after drafting an e-mail?
The extension I was using doesn't work in SM 2.1.
I don't usually want to use a signature, so SM's built-in functionality
doesn't help me. And when I DO want a signature, it might be one of
several different ones, depending on whether the email is business,
personal, etc.
Right no I'm back to the old method of opening a text file and using
copy-paste to insert the correct signature -- it feels so 1995!
tagzilla is what you are looking for...
first install jslib... then tagzilla...
sean
--
When in doubt, use brute force ~ Ken Thompson
--
... Sign on restroom hand-dryer:
"Push button for a message from your Senator."
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips
"Smile, It will make people wonder what you are thinking
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips
So, You Think You Know Everything?
Did you know that "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the
letters "mt" ???
So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
Some are getting older than others but at a faster pace !! ;>)
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while
and leave footprints in our hearts and we are never the same
%Some persons are likeable in spite of their unswerving integrity"
~ Don Marquis
Sometimes a cigar...
is just a cigar"
~ Sigmund Freud
Something to Ponder:
How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Sorry, but there is no Sig Line today. Some twat complained about one
of them!!!!
Stay the patient course...
Of little worth is your ire...
The network is down...
Steal my tagline. It flatters me.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them...
** Stress - the condition brought about by having to resist the
temptation to beat the living daylights out of someone who richly
deserves it.
stumbling along like a bumbling tumbleweed...
stumbling along like a rumbling tumbleweed...
Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have.
Take care in your minutes, and the hours will take care of themselves
~ Lord Chesterfield
Testing the emergency tagline stealing system: OK. ** ERROR ** Unable to
insert witty tagline. *Generic Tagline*
Testing the emergency tagline stealing system: OK. ** ERROR ** Unable to
insert witty tagline. *Generic Tagline* ......<-Stealth Tagline
...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline...
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel
from coast to coast without seeing anything.
~ Charles Kuralt
Thank you... We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
The average reader or listener really gets sore when newsmen leave the
impression - and too many do- that they are answerable to nobody but
their editors and producers. Indeed, they have obligations to the law
and society in general. The media are not above the daily test of any
free institution."
~ Barry M. Goldwater
The beatings will continue until morale improves
~ Ratbert
The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do
what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with
them while they do it.
~ Theodore Roosevelt
The best looking-glass is found in the eyes of a friend ~ Irish Proverb
The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because
you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office." --
Robert Frost
The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is
before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to
meet it.
~ Thucydides
The danger of the past was that men became slaves.
The danger of the future is that men may become robots."
~ Erich Fromm
The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day
they start making vacuum cleaners.
~ unknown
The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn
are composed entirely of lost airline luggage
The fact that no one understands you...
doesn't mean you're an artist...
The first British citizens to be killed in Afghanistan were fighting for
the Taliban, which is proof in itself that the Iraq war is not the
original motivating force...
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
~ Eleanor Roosevelt
The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill, and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept
Money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
Doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when
he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept
money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor
is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your
Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'
Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies ,'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy
and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.
The hilarious thing about self-important self-righteous people is that
they are so easily baited.
The Koran defines Muslims as "those who control their rage and pardon
other people, [because] Allah loves the good-doers." (3/134)
The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there
is no good evidence either way." ~ Bertrand Russell
The mountain remains unmoved at seeming defeat by the mist"
~ Rabindranath Tagore
poet, philosopher, author, songwriter, painter, educator, composer,
Nobel laureate (1861-1941)
The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
~ Rita Mae Brown
The original computer, the RAMAC 305, was loud and kludgy--with 50 disk
platters, two feet in diameter--and was housed in a chassis almost the
size of two refrigerators as of September 13th 1956
"The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven...
... I almost went back in time."
~ Steven Wright
The people who don't know what they're doing
and the people who don't realize it are generally the same people
~ DAbel
The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have
always objected to being governed at all
~ G. K. Chesterton. "The Man Who Was Thursday"
The presence of Uranus will add a certain unexpected excitement to your
activities tonight.
~ chinese fortune cookie
The Spirit of God first imparts love; He next inspires hope, and then
gives liberty; and that is about the last thing we have in a good many
of our churches at the present time.
~ D. L. Moody
The Tao that is seen...
Is not the true Tao until...
You bring fresh toner...
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those
who were there first. ~ Steven Tyler
The threat of environmental crisis is the 'international disaster key'
to unlock the New World Order ~Mikhail Gorbachev
The truth IS out there...
....but most people don't recognize it when they see it!
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
~ Mahatma Gandhi
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
~ Charles Dickens
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like
an idiot.
~ Steven Wright
%
They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are
wrong.
~ Ronald Reagan said that in 1964
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?...
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians!
....It creates a hostile work environment!
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge
faster than society gathers wisdom.
~ Isaac Asimov
The time is near at hand which must determine whether Americans are to
be free men or slaves.
~ George Washington
The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is
that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer because
smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion
to your fear of being hurt. -Thomas Merton
the web site you seek...
cannot be located...
but endless others exist...
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool
~ L. M. Boyd
There is one quality that one must possess to win, and that is
definiteness of purpose, the knowledge of what one wants, and a burning
desire to possess it."
~ Napoleon Hill
There is no greater importance we underestimate than the importance of
being happy" ~ Robert Louis Stephenson
There is no impurity greater than ignorance
~ Buddha
"There is nothing patriotic about hating your country..
or pretending that you can love your country but despise your
government.
There is nothing heroic about turning your back on America, or ignoring
your own responsibilities...."
extraordinarily this was said by Bill Clinton, May 5, 1995.
Things I learned from my Mother
Tip #1: 1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just
finished cleaning."
Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
~ Marlene Deitrich
This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of
thing will like
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will end up plowing for
those who kept their swords in the first place!
those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind ~ Dr Seuss
Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are
something to do... something to love...
and something to hope for...
~ Joseph Addison
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data
Guess which has occurred...
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
~ Ann Coulter
Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
Time's fun when you're having flies.
~ Kermit the Frog
To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people
always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young,
how to use them. . . ."
~ Richard Henry Lee Letters from the Federalist Farmer, 1787
Today in History -March 10, 1876: The first successful voice
transmission over Alexander Graham Bell's telephone took place in
Boston. "His first words were, 'Watson, come here. I want you.' Watson
came running, tears in his eyes, arms outstretched. Well, we can only
imagine what happened after that."
~ Lily Tomlin
Togetherness
I have only slipped away into the next room.
Whatever we were to each other, that we are still.
Call me by my old familiar name,
speak to me in the easy way which you always used.
Laugh as we always laughed together.
Play, Smile, Think of me, Pray for me.
Let my name be the household word it always was.
Let it be spoken without effort.
Life means all that it ever meant.
It is the same as it ever was.
There is an unbroken continuity.
Why should I be out of your mind because I am out of your sight?
I am but waiting for you,
for an interval,
somewhere very near,
just around the corner.
All is well.
Nothing is past;
nothing is lost.
One brief moment and all will be as it was before -
only better, infinitely happier and forever -
We will be one together with God."
Carmelite Monastery
Tallow, County Waterford, Ireland
To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak
~ Hopi Indian Saying
"Try and live your life the way you wish other people would live theirs"
~ Raymond Burr
" 'Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe... "
~ The Jabberwocky Lewis Carrol 1872
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining,
and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect it.
~ Gene Spafford (1992)
Warning -- Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition
We all time-share the same atoms.
~ Lily Tomlin's Trudy the Bag Lady
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very
average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us
something very special.
~ Steven Hawking
We are moving toward a new world order, the world of communism. We shall
never turn off that road. ~Mikhail Gorbachev 1987
We didn't fight our way to the top of the food chain to be vegetarian...
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark;
the real tragedy of life is when adults are afraid of the light.
~ Plato
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some
are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they
all have to learn to live in the same box....
We declare that love cannot exist between two people who are married to
each other. For lovers give to each other freely, under no compulsion;
married people are in duty bound to give in to each other's desires."
~ Marie, Countess of Champagne 1174
We had Chinese food last night and when my hubby opened his fortune
cookie, it said, "You have the admiration of your pears." He's always
been popular with fruits.
We must be the change we wish to see in the world."
~ Gandi
We need to cut more slack for the stupid; after all, somebody has to
populate the lower part of the bell curve."
~ Dennis (evil)
We returned the General to El Salvador
or maybe it was Guatamala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet.
~ Anonymous
We wish to hold the whole sky...
But we never will...
Weiner's Law of Libraries:
There are no answers, only cross references.
"Welcome to Hell
....here's your accordion."
~ The Far Side
What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they
are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other
in silent unspeakable memories
~ George Eliot
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
What we must decide is perhaps how we are valuable, rather than how
valuable we are
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
What's another word for thesaurus?
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to
guarantee them.
When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the
human race."
~ HG Wells
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether
to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'"
~ Theodore Roosevelt
When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
Whenever it's on it's like having somebody in my house that I want to
get rid of and they won't leave. I hate the sound of it. All that noise
and light coming from a piece of furniture.
~ John Waters talking about television
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"... ?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Wherever . . . the right of the people to keep and bear arms is,
under any color or pretext whatsoever, prohibited
liberty, if not already annihilated, is on the brink of destruction.
~ St. George Tucker 1803
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why can't we have gay people in the army?
Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s
going: Who'd you call a faggot?"
~ John Stewart
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why do people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why does a cowboy have two spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does
the other
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men
holding guns than holding hands ?
~ Ernest Gaines
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called shipment,
but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why should I be tarred with the epithet "loony"
merely because I have a pet halibut?
~ Monty Python
Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?
Windows crashed...
I am the Blue Screen of Death...
No one hears your screams...
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence;
"My Novel" not found...
Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for
light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
~ Isaiah 5:20
Women and cats will do as they please
Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea
~ Robert A. Heinlein
You always have freedom of choice, but you never have freedom from
consequence.
you can't always get what you want... you get what you need
~ The Rolling Stones
You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
~ PJ O'Rourke
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
You don't have to be straight to be in the military... you just have to
be able to shoot straight.
~ Barry Goldwater
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which
is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
~ Vizzini from The Princess Bride
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted... then used against you.
You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60....
She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
You know it is going to be a bad day when you forget your new password.
You know the story. Nonetheless, we will tell it again. All things have
already been said; but as no one is listening, it is ever necessary to
start again....
~ Andre Gide
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to
one person....
You may never know what results come of your action, but if you do
nothing there will be no result.
~ Mahatma Gandhi
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents...
... Maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the
younger generation
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls... ~Al Gore
As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the Internet
~Al Gore to Katie Couric 3/99
For NASA, space is still a high priority... ~Al Gore, 9/5/93
I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat
~Al Gore
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that could change. ~Al Gore, 5/22/98
I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future. ~Al Gore
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having
it... ~Al Gore, 5/20/96
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure ~Al Gore
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made ~Al Gore to Sam
Donaldson, 8/17/93
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system....
~Al Gore
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it. ~Al Gore
Mars is essentially in the same orbit. Mars is somewhat the same
distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures
where there are canals, we believe, & water. If there is water, that
means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. ~Vice
President Al Gore, 8/11/94
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, &
that one word is "to be prepared" ~Al Gore, 12/6/93
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
have a tremendous impact on history. ~Al Gore
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
~Al Gore, 9/18/95
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore
may or may not make. ~Al Gore
The future will be better tomorrow. ~Al Gore
Public speaking is very easy ~Al Gore to reporters in 10/95
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live
in this century. ~Al Gore, 9/15/95
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.... Vice President Al
Gore, 11/30/96
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. ~Al
Gore, 9/22/97
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.
~ Vice President Al Gore
We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
mistakes we may or may not have made.... ~Al Gore
Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts.
~Al Gore
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world ~Al
Gore, 9/21/97
When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my
answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The
rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are
to blame. ~Al Gore
we're so engaged in doing things to achieve purposes of outer value,
that we forget the inner value. the rapture that is associated with
being alive is what it is all about. ~ joseph campbell
"I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be
no more hurt, only more love." - Mother Teresa
attitude adjustments necessary...
http://mike.kaply.com/2011/01/27/stop-complaining-and-do-something/
The fact that no one understands them...
doesn't mean they're an artist...
The secret to self-esteem is self-respect, for one can only esteem what
one respects, including oneself.
When in doubt, use brute force ~ Ken Thompson
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