Hello Wayne Subject:The Top 14 Features of the Pentium III Chip 14. Automatically removes copyright notices from humor lists. 13. Minesweeper now runs really, really, *really* fast. 12. Garunteed 100% Mathomaticly Ackurat 11. Far superior to its brothers, Pentium III Mike and Pentium IIIErnie. 10. Goes great with Pentium III salsa! 9. Converts your 3-month-old, $2000 computer into a handy boat anchor. 8. In benchmark tests against other chips, it consistently delivered vastly higher prices. 7. First processor to be made entirely out of Havarti cheese andraisins. 6. Now Featuring, "Good ol' Vulcan Logic" 5. Like all Pentiums, it provides its own fireworks at midnight, January 31, 1999. 4. In anticipation of Y10K, all years are stored as Roman numerals. 3. Secretly monitors the Internet for new porn sites, which are then automatically added to the President's bookmark file. 2. Runs at a blazing 600 EthelMertz per second! and the number 1 Feature of the Pentium III Chip... 1. Allows net geeks to go twice as long without human contact. == Leonard Bartell http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/3411 http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/5763 http://www.leonllo.freeservers.com http://www.fastfreewebs.com/top/futscience/ http://members.tripod.com/FutScience/index.html _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com
