Welcome to Microsoft Restaurant...

   Patron: Waiter!
   Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support.
   Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

   Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
   Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
   Patron: No, it's still there.
   Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try
            eating it with a fork instead.
   Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

   Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What
            kind of bowl are you using?
   Patron: A SOUP bowl!

   Waiter: Hmmm, that should work.  Maybe it's a configuration
            problem. How was the bowl set up?
   Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to
            do with the fly in my soup?!

   Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you
            noticed the fly in your soup?
   Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

   Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup
            of the Day?
   Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
   Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
   Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
   Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

   Patron: Fine.  Bring me the tomato soup, and the check.
            I'm  running late now.

   [waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup
   and the check]

   Waiter: Here you are, Sir.  The soup and your check.
   Patron: This is potato soup.
   Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
   Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

   [waiter leaves.]

   Patron: Waiter!  There's a gnat in my soup!

   The check:
   Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
   Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
   Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00

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