Hope you all enjoy this.
Regards,
Dale Mentzer
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I was sent the following and thought it worth passing along. Its level
would be appropriate for Microsoft manuals.
What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals?
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk
abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to
report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the
trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna
crash!
If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of
gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to
RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your
mom!
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