Murphy's Laws of Computing to Make You Smile
--> When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you
meant it to happen.
--> When you get to the point where you really understand
your computer, it's probably obsolete.
--> The first place to look for information is in the section
of the manual where you least expect to find it.
--> When the going gets tough, upgrade.
--> For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
--> To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes
is even more human, it is downright natural.
--> He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
--> If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
--> A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have
evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.
And finally. . .
--> The number one cause of computer problems?
Computer solutions, especially those offered by family members.
Backups? We doan *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx NO CARRIER
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