>It has come to my attention that once again, the Internet has gotten slow >with frequent hangs and broken connections. This is to notify all users that >the Internet will be rebooted promptly at 2:00am CDT. Please make sure that >you have no active connections at that time. Normal operations should resume >in a timely manor, except for @home users which will be subjected to extra >hassle from their tech support department in keeping with their policy of >making something that should be simple, next to impossible. AOL will not be >affected because it is not the Internet, no matter how loudly they scream >that it is. >Microsoft will issue a notice that it is not a bug but a feature, and will >recommend that you upgrade your hardware. Apple should issue a notice that >nobody will read and Sun Microsystem will issue a notice that nobody will >understand. >I wish to thank all Internet users for their patience with this minor >inconvience. To unsubscribe from SURVPC send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with unsubscribe SURVPC in the body of the message. Also, trim this footer from any quoted replies. More info can be found at; http://www.softcon.com/archives/SURVPC.html
